6 Miguel Olivo, C, 9.14.11
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How about a quick-shtick on each lineup position? ... we'll go for the top half on Thursday. :- )
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Miguel Olivo hit a ball, about 10 feet foul down the LF line, that cleared the upper-deck facade like James Belushi hitting a tennis ball over the chain-link fence against Big Sak. It literally disappeared back into a tunnel.
As Jeff Sullivan pointed out, Olivo's out ratio is farrrrr above the legal limit and if a saber patrolman ever field-tests him, Miguel will not be driving his own car home.
Olivo is averaging 24 walks and 153 strikeouts (!!) per 162 games on his career. I'm guessing that is the worst, the #1 worst, EYE profile of any good player in major league history.