<p>Question #10: If you were swallowed by a #Whale, how might you escape?</p>
<div class="indented">Reply - ontheshoresarah - 1/12/16 4:07pm<br><p>I am going to tickle his bladder....</p>
</div><div class="indented">Reply - Xtreme19 - 1/13/16 2:38pm<br><p>that is a good answer!!</p>
</div><div class="indented">Reply - Xtreme19 - 1/13/16 2:39pm<br><p>make him throw up somehow!</p>
<p>Kendrys Morales only got a couple years, but he also only has a .795 career OPS to Ramirez's .861.</p>
<p>There's a #Whale of a difference between Kendrys and Hanley talent-wise.</p>
<p>8 career WAR for Kendrys compared to 38 for Hanley.</p>
<p>Quick reminder: Flores was who we got back for ... the #2 pick in the ammy draft behind Strasburg. And absolutely a DiPoto style player. Shedding Ramon Flores? would be one #Whale of a LOOGY at the former regime's dial ... then again, nobody was more uncompromising about that than Jack Z. What goes around comes around. (All bets are off in Flores is a piece going out in a sincere trade.)</p>
<p>Mather's budget flexibility? He's given DiPoto one #Whale of a blank check to make his own *moves,* so from an F-500 standpoint could very easily see the Committee with open minds about how to complete that vision. Or not</p>
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Top image is from the Seattle Times. The marketing department was able to begin planning on a Nellie Nest out there in the upper deck, but they left out a buncha stuff:
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1. Opportunity to squeeze an article out of a 7-2 loss while re-listening the classic One Hit Wonders on YouTube
2. Of all the baseball teams extant, Mariners are easily the most geographically convenient
3. Three words: Nationals are .500
4. "Honestly, Howard, we really just enjoy the nice evening air"
5. M's are to baseball what SSI is to world journalism
6. If you can pull a vast ocean of $30 suckers out of a 4.14% demographic, what do you think you can get out of 27.98%. 'nuff said
7. If Jesus Montero will keep running under the stands for no reason, shoot, we can at least climb up them for no reason
8. Cool name: the King Uncool name: the Trumbinator
9. Things Dr. D will always say Yes to: any diet Pepsi under ten bucks
10. If we don't show, they'll cut payroll
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Here's the rumor. Yes, we know it's a lonnngshot. And the rumor is really nothing more than a writer saying "This would make sense." That's just stating the obvious. Let's move on from the obvious, because 31 other NFL teams are at least thinking about the plusses and minuses here.
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