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Well, here’s an interesting bit of news. It appears as if NYC is experiencing a new and unusual problem as of late - dead bodies floating in the rivers. Don’t worry though, it’s not likely that these are folks that have been given cement shoes and sent to a watery grave (those types rarely float back to the surface). The real reason for so many “floaters” is because of an increase in bridge jumpers. Still, if the numbers continue to rise, New York may end up having to form a river clean-up crew to keep things from getting too clogged up.

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