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Once time they told me too tawk and some very nice gyes in long white coats rote really fast while I was tawking. They had big cameras n stuff n a lil monkee sat with me n tried to do everything Dr. D could. Some things he [th monkee] couldn. But that lil monkee sure did good putting blox in holes.
Last time Dr D was a week without bed he tawked about Fred Flintstone. Some gyes laffed but most just said Huh. That happens to Fred Flintstone too when he pitches.
O yeah He winned at his favorite park again and they said on TV all excited that's NINE!!! but Fred just said Huh.
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Fred is who he is. My best movie is that one where Inspekor Clooseau talks real simple like me. Its called Being There and I get to watch it every morning. Inspekor Clooseau would have said Fred Is Who He Is too and the President would like it.
Fred has the same throws as every year but now they get lots of scores off him. But later they won't because he has the same throws as every year.
Being at Safeco watching Fred is like watching him on TV, accept you can see the ball go much further.
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I didn get why so many right hand batters get to play against Fred JOE YOU BLITHERING IDIOT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ITS A REAL PERSON sorry one of the white coat gyes shoved me out of the way and it kind of hurt when I bumped my head on the floor and almost choked on that pencil they want me to type with cause I can't use my hands in this sweater.
How many right hand batters? They said its ever been 3.4 right batters for every left, but now with the Mirrorers its 4.8. I don know where the other teams got all the xtra right batters but they do.
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I like to watch.
I don like to watch tho if Joe throws his slow pitch to a right batter. Each time that happens its really sad cause that lil baseball is dangerous when its hit so fast. I heerd one time a player was killed like that and I always think it might happen if he throws a slow ball.
... The gyes in the white coats stop me jus then and check their TV screens which say Fangraphs all over them. There the gyes who came got Dr. D one nite and took him down here. They say oh yeah, all Joe's slow balls are being crushed. Then they said the slow balls are too fast. I said yeah, didn you see that.
One of the gyes hit me pretty hard then but one of the other gyes yelled at him Why Dont You Hit The Monkee Too so that was okay.
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Life is a state of mind.
Jose' ERA goes up and down but it always comes back around to the same thing. After spring comes summer. After summer comes fall. Then comes winter, but after that we have spring again. He has to throw his slow balls slower but hell do that. The Mirrorers have gud pitchers and they need bad pitchers too. Joe does gud for one of the bad pitchers.
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The Mirrorers changed the order. I didn get why Seeger wasnt 2 but then I liked it a lot. They always said put your best three guys 3-4-5 and I forgot that but I don't know why. It looked weird having three gud guys 3-4-5.
The Mirrorers play Manchester United next and they have their gud pitchers. The Mirrorers even made one of their bad pitchers wait so their gud pitchers can play first. I think theyll win Man U and then the white coat gyes are nicer and they dont make me race the monkee as much.
There best hitter now is Jason Bay n he gets to play a lot this week. Since it turned May hes done as gud as anybody on all the teams.
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