Postgame

Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !

After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination.  Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth.  Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory.  Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.  

And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.

Posts in this blog:

James Shields 0, Felix 2
Happy Montgomery Day tomorrow
Posted on: 07/04/15
6 Comments
Warm Fuzzies
Seattle 9, Oakland 3. Or was it 5. Don' matter.
Posted on: 07/04/15
2 Comments
'Nother Three Taters into the Pot
The world is our oyster now, boyz
Posted on: 07/02/15
M's 5, Padres 0
10 years since an ML rook doubled up on shutouts
Posted on: 07/01/15
10 Comments
Angels 3, M's 2
Solution seems simple enough. Let them eat cake
Posted on: 06/28/15
13 Comments
… oh, the +49 part
ah! Here we've been, lining our knuckles up!
Posted on: 06/23/15
2 Comments
Royals 42, M's 0
Royals draw up game plan: to crush the M's like a pop can
Posted on: 06/23/15
4 Comments
Dr. D's Lab Notes (M's 2, Astros 6)
Two Thousand Ways It Won't Work, dept.
Posted on: 06/22/15
11 Comments
17 Swings and Misses for Elias
Robert De Niro are you talkin' to ME? Dept.
Posted on: 06/20/15
10 Comments
Mariners 1. Drop DP ball, 2. Lay down, 3. Die
Please. Here's my inner forearm. Just make it quick (SF 7, M's 0).
Posted on: 06/19/15
4 Comments
MadBum 2 ...
Heavens to murgatroyd, that hombre was grooved in
Posted on: 06/18/15
3 Comments
….. Felix 0
'tis good to be the King
Posted on: 06/18/15
7 Comments
Champs 6, Us'ns 2
'Mirror Image' clubs take turns winning by 4
Posted on: 06/15/15
5 Comments
Esprit De Corps
Houston 12 (and counting), M's 0
Posted on: 06/14/15
7 Comments
Still Life
Oldest trick in the book, it can still get the pernt across
Posted on: 06/14/15
3 Comments
Stoploss
Okay, you can stop losing now
Posted on: 06/13/15
Getaway Day = Total Success: M's out in 2 hours, 40 minutes
Comin' right up: Fun Factor for three gamez
Posted on: 06/12/15
Mariners 9 …..
M's crawl out of coffin, as was inevitable
Posted on: 06/11/15
1 Comments
…. Indians 3
Indians can't find an approach vs Taijuan, Seattle Mariner
Posted on: 06/11/15
1 Comments
M's 3, Vannelope 6
M's up against 97 MPH on night-in, night-out basis
Posted on: 05/31/15
15 Comments
M's Win the Pennant! M's Win the Pennant!
Just keep walkin', LrKrBoi29. Nothin' to see here
Posted on: 05/28/15
3 Comments
M's 4, Rays 1 on Monday
Roenis having wayyyyy too much fun with that dead-fish change
Posted on: 05/27/15
1 Comments
Groundhog Day: M's 2, Blue Jays 8
Have we done this for more like 100 years or more like 10,000?
Posted on: 05/24/15
5 Comments
21 Differn't Changeups --- > "Strikes Not In Play"
Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?
Posted on: 05/20/15
1 Comments
M's Split First Two in Balmer
Bet you I can name 5 guys to send thru the SP doors, starting with TW
Posted on: 05/20/15
6 Comments
M's 5, Red Sox 0
Aw, shoot. All these pitches to choose from
Posted on: 05/17/15
7 Comments
M's 2, Padres 4
Some games are just James Shields games
Posted on: 05/13/15
12 Comments
Mariners … ELEVEN Runs ?!
If you can decipher THIS reference, Dr. D gives up
Posted on: 05/12/15
35 Comments
… Friars Foiur
He's more EXHILARATING than Felix, if nothing else
Posted on: 05/12/15
5 Comments
This, Lloyd, Is On You
"Doctor, c'mon, let's go." "No! Dr. D is enjoyin' this!"
Posted on: 05/05/15
25 Comments

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