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Yearly Cashflow vs Real Profit

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Once again, for those who just joined us :- )  consider the following rental house:

Sale Value + $300,000
Debt (mortgage)

- $200,000

Original purchase price 200,000
Monthly rent incoming + $1,500
Monthly debt service (mortgage)

- $1,200

Monthly cashflow ("profit") + 300

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Looks pretty simple?  The newspapers report my "profit" as $300 per month, or $3,600.

Actually my "profit" was $50,000, amigo.  I bought the house 2 years ago for $200k and now can sell it for $300k.  The appreciation is what you care about.

Now you want me to show that I'm losing money on this dream rental house?

Mo' on LoMo, Bo's

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My wife and I like to make up captions for the goofy faces they put on the scoreboard.

  • "Can I bring her home at nine, Sir?"  (ingratiating face)
  • "We get fruit cup!"  (absurdly happy face)
  • "Best brownies I ever had"  (glazed eye face, vaguely happy to be there)

Above, we'll go with that Vogue editor in Romy & Michelle, when the stars told her "We invented Post-Its."  um, I know you're not serious here.  

Zduriencik couldn't have traded Carter Capps for a starting 1B, right.

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M's 13, pesky rodent Angels 2

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Season's on!  Season's off!  Season's on!  Season's off!

Ya mooks, youse.  :: grrrrr ::

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We listened to (some of) the game on radio.  The M's got 14 hits and 4 walks, but then again, on Sunday they got 12 hits and walks in a shutout.  

Dr. D figured that, on Tuesday, Pascal's triangle had simply worked its BABIP magic -- that all of these randomly-struck balls simply found grass this time.  Later that night, he turned on his DVR to watch the bloops fall in.

A's Meltdown

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You might think it was excusable to lose to Chris Sale, or to Randy Johnson, or to Lefty Grove, or to Sydd Finch for that matter.  Not so at Athletics Nation :- )

The worst thing about this series is, we could have easily gone 3-1. All of our three losses were one-run contests, with two coming via epic late inning collapses. That’s the worst. If the A’s had just gotten blown out like a normal bad team, this would have been easier to stomach...

No, no, no, the worst thing about this series was the pitching. The pitching was absolutely masterful. Jeff Samardjiza, Sonny Gray, and Scott Kazmir combined to give up 4 runs in 22 IP. The A’s lost all three starts.

... The A’s put together some valiant teAses in the 8th and 9th inning, but yeah, they still managed to get shut out. Because A’s.

There’s just not a lot to say about this game. In another world, this would have been an incredible and entertaining pitchers’ duel, like Anibal Sanchez versus Kazmir earlier this year. In this world, where the A’s have somehow become terrible, it was just a miserable trudge towards the inevitable. At least it was over quickly, ending in just over two hours.

... I think the fire Beane talk is ridiculous, the fire Melvin talk is more ridiculous, and the "blow the team up and trade Donaldson" talk is the most ridiculous of all. ...

Mojo's Conspiracy Theory

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Mojo sez,

If there were a baseball doctor, (heh) and he diagnosed Felix with malaise or August swoon or dog days or dead arm, his best perscription would be: "Destroy nine orcs then call me in the morning".  Hammering these loathsome green creatures rejuvenates Felix.  He lives to slay Orcs!  

Conspiracy Theory: Adam Dunn and John Lester were acquired for the specific purpose of beating Felix in the wild card game.  Here's the evidence:  1. Dunn has the best stats against Felix of any Orc.  1.188 OPS lifetime against Felix, not counting today's stats.  The other Orcs? divide Dunn's productivity by two or three.  You see this play out in today's teaser for the Wild Card Game.  Felix mows down Orcs, except for Big Donkey solo shot.  

2. The Mariners are uniquely vulnerable against tough lefties.  check out their stats against Chris Sale or David Price.  Or better yet, don't if you don't want to ruin your win-buzz.  

3.  The Orcs lined up Lester vs. Hernandez on purpose to see how they matched against their old enemy.

Is acquiring Lester and Price too big of an investment to defeat only one opponent and win only one game?

Not so.  There will always be an astericks next to Billy Beane's legacy if he doesn't get some post season W's under his belt, and he has pushed all of his chips into the center.  (Hey, motive evidence!).  The Felix monkey is hard to get off your green back, and the Wild Card Game rule is simple:

Loser walks. 

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