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Cool Papa Bell stays true to his namesake, and glorifies the mysterious slugger who comes out of the mysterious Cuban League.
Cubans were out of fashion for a while. After Billy Beane bid $200M, in Oakland A's dollars, for Yoenis Cespedes, and after Yasiel Puig hit .400-and-plenty for the Dodgers, we're guessing that Abreu will be a hot commodity this season. Estimates are that he'll cost around $60M, setting the record for an international signing -- but still costing much less than an MLB All-Star who is on the open market.
It's possible that 10% or 20% of our readers hadn't noticed that Kendrys Morales is a Cuban. We recommend that you sort this b-ref.com list by runs scored.
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Jose Abreu is a Cuban who has like 300 at-bats in international play, meaning that he's less mysterious than most Cubans. In the 2013 WBC, for example, Abreu hit .360/.385/.760. It's 25 at-bats, but it's a typical 25 at-bats for Abreu, internationally.
His batting lines on the island are hilarious -- in 2010-11 he hit .453/.597/.986 and per 162 games, he racked up 81 home runs and 229 RBI. HEH! ... after that, the stats essentially distort; if Conan the Barbarian hits 20 homers in his first month next year, the game then changes around him.