Mariners 6 ...
=== Get To the Point, Dept. ===
Do the Mariners look rebuilt and overhauled? The answer is Yes.
Men
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=== Phase I ===
In the first inning, home plate ump Gary Darling struck out the second Mariner of the game, Chone Figgins, on a questionable (not to say "incorrect") call.
SSI Crunch: Rendon vs Cole, 2
Q. What are Gerrit Cole's chances of becoming an Opening Day starting pitcher?
A. You make the call.
AOL GS Sim League Scoring
Justynius did a crackerjack of a job, reconstructing the 1998 Grandstand scoring system from memory... hope he isn't on NZT :- )
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When you said, "Shame nobody wrote down that scoring system," I agreed, because it was easily the most playable fantasy game I've seen.
And your phrasing kind of made something go DING in my addled mind...
Ring Out the Loogy, Ring In the New (Kelley) Dept.
=== Ring Out the Old, Ring In the New Dept. ===
For some wild-n-crazy reason, Royce Ring had been sold as a mortal lock for Openin' Day.
Felix and Soccer Mom
Denise replies to my Felix post,
Pineda: Top-Down Message
Q. OK, when do 3 starts mean more than 32?
Pineda: Get In The Fight!
Q. OK, so you have to play tough in April. You can't do that without Pineda and Bedard?
That's Not The Right "V Word"
I'm not talking about silly pet names like "vajayjay" or "lady bits." I use those silly terms too, particularly in mixed company. Which is why I'll put a very frank discussion of the two correct "v words" for female anatomy behind the jump. Please click to...
Once someone pointed it out to me, I started seeing it everywhere. By my estimation, about 80% of the time, the term "vagina" is used to describe that whole entire area, which is correctly termed the "vulva."
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Kanye West Brings the Crazy Lady-Hating
Allow me to share with you the message that Kanye West recently tweeted to his 2.5 million followers:
I know, right? Mind: blown.
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