Braves 5, Mariners 4 - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
=== 20,000-Foot View Dept. ===
Tuesday night's game was a great baseball game to watch ... if you lived in North Dakota, were checking it out via MLB Extra Innings, and didn't care who won.
Watching this baseball game was just like watching my son play Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
It had the same little colorful whirling characters --- > battling back and forth, back and forth across the platform. First, Link is on the verge of falling to his doom, then Pit has his back heel to the edge, and hit-the-Z-button-attack they're back again to the other side.
He can watch that incoherent see-saw'ing motion for three hours at a time. What a moronic waste of three hours ........
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=== 30,000-Foot View Dept. ===
The Mariners fell to -3 games behind. That's not much.
