Did you tweak that tagline, Doc? Sounds a lot less vitriolic than I remember this article on first read ;)
For me here, the biggest point of concern was not the stat-line, or the inability to hit a mitt 60 feet away, but rather that quote from Gallardo: "I felt good, it was just one of those days."
Ahem. I beg your pardon! Either it's a double-fake, play it confident, veteran's got this. Or we should start running for the hills, 'cause he hasn't realized he don't! Give me Iwakuma rehearsing/refining the pitch during the game, any day. Shouldn't a pitcher who got lit up in spring training be using the excuse 'I was working on such and such a pitch,' or what have you. Not dismissing it as a wind-induced anomaly.
*shrug* I wanted Miranda in there anyway.