If imagining misfortune for division rivals makes you happy (I plead guilty) you'll probably like this piece on the Rangers.
http://neifi.co/the-texas-rangers-might-be-finished/
Key pull quotes:
The 2017 Rangers are currently projecting at 77.5 wins.
The 2007 Mariners were almost a mirror image of the current Rangers, leading to the famously ill-fated offseason that followed: the Bedard trade (shedding both Adam Jones and Chris Tillman in the process)...
Yes, Houston's got a lot of young talent. But Correa was not MVP, as many expected. Only the Rays struck out more. Here are the FIPs for their rotation:
McHugh 4.35
Fiers 4.48
Keuchel 4.55
Fister 4.64
McCullers (elbow)
In fairness, both Felix and Walker were worse than these numbers. (But for Doc, Karns was 4.05).