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That would be a HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE deal for the Mariners. Two good pitchers (including one perennial CY candidate) and Lopez (making a big hole on our MIF or at 3B) for Braun (LF) and Fielder (FATASS...er...I mean 1B....err...I mean...DH?...err...I mean DL...yeah...that's where he'll end up in a year or two...DL...that position will be clogged with his 350 pound gigantic self and Carlos BLOB Silva)
That may be the worst idea you've floated even casually in a very long time.