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Is that there's something in their wiring that is attached to the idea of just-add-water instant Cy Young starters.
They might intellectually resolve not to make that mistake again, but then the pressure builds, they agonize over it and, in a last-minute emotional decision, they revert to what is natural to them: go for the Felix Hernandez in the draft.
I doubt that it's an unrealistic scenario. The Pirates like pitching. Easy for fans to be detached.