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The Pujols stuff isn't going to happen and he's not a fit for this team anyway. He's not a west-coast kind of guy, we already have a first baseman, he's going to cost approximately fifty-five jillion dollars per microsecond, etc.
I would call Paxton up and plug him in as my closer. Now. Right this instant. And then I would work on stretching him out to start next year.