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Whether or not I am a yo-yo, I'll leave it for others to decide, but in the interests of protecting my reputation, which I myself give enough cause to require defending, 'twas not I who made the "droll" observation you refer to, Doc. Like I said, I give enough ammunition to the argument myself without adding to it the ups and downs of others. If this post seems, well, TANGLED, indeed it is.
:disengages string from finger:
:muttering, starts seemingly hopeless task of fixing the tangle buried in the wind of the yo-yo string: