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The Bash-O-Tron belches black smoke and emits a sickening clank of a machine about to break for the last time.
What created this catastrophe? A rumor that the Mariners were about to sign Michael Bourn.
Surely the Mariners wouldn't torture us with replacing Figgins with someone even weaker.That ain't right.
As a side note, in defense of Cammy, he doesn't belong on the list of no pop defensive whizzes. The man hit 20-30 home runs for years! He's the guy that Franklin Gutierrez was supposed to become; an elite center fielder who can smack a three bomb every once in a while.