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The plate appearance joke alone is worth the $3 weekly SSI subscription fee. All this other stuff is profit.
Here's a couple more:
Taijuan's fastball doesn't rise. It causes the world to sink.
Taijuan doesn't observe the strike zone. The umpires say to themselves "its just a game, it isn't worth it" when they think about calling a ball.
The announcers stopped calling Taijuan's opponents "hitters or batters" and instead opted for the terminology of "victim" and "statistic".