If Abreu is sorry with the glove, we should just sign Raul and save $70 million. Raul has starred in the American League and is ours for the taking.
Raul is the all time home run king of Safeco Field and holds many of Safeco's batting records.
He hit the first grand slam in Safeco history, he has the most home runs in Safeco history by a mile (pre 2013 he was at 66, he may be over 80 now), and he will play here almost for free. In addition, he does not get old thanks to a mutant gene, he has retractable claws, he has good makeup, and what you see is what you get.
All that glitters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told:
Many a man his life has sold
But my outside to behold:
Gilded tombs do worms enfold
Had you been as wise as bold,
Your in limbs, in judgment old,
Your answer had not been in'scroll'd
Fare you well: your suit is cold.
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