Room 1408 is a psychological horror film, based on the book of the same name by Stephen King. Batter #28 is a psychological torture implement, designed ingeniously by Craig Wright, Jay-Z, and Sgt. Wedge to break the heart and mind of Dr. Detecto.
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=== And Take That With You ===
I thought that Blake Beavan actually executed his pitches better on Sunday than he did when he locked down the Rangers. Fastball after fastball hit the batter's cold zone, he threw 67 of 98 strikes, his overhand curve bit hard, and he handed the ball to the setup man.
Oddly, the A's did not react to his fastball as though it were "long." Beavan got only 2 swinging strikes all day -- though he got 4 strikeouts. Why not? Couldn't tell you. Maybe the A's got a real good scouting report and game plan together. If so, it didn't help them much. They had 6 hits in 7 innings ... and three of those were parachute jobs.
The dude's sitting on a 7:1 command ratio -- last year his walks were 1+ and now guess what? His walks are 0+. Bob Tewksbury. No walks, no homers, let's see you string four hits to get anything decent on me.
He's 13-and-5 vs the Quality Start stat, lifetime. Teams that get QS win 67% of the time.
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