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Jamaica isn’t the only bobsled team made of sprinters

 Hopefully, by now, we’ve all seen the movie “Cool Runnings.” Hopefully we can all laugh at a good, “Sanka, ya dead man?” joke and pump ourselves up by starring in the mirror and repeating the lines, “I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mutha, who don’t take no crap off of nobody.” If not, watch the film, then read this article. In an interesting turn of events, world class 100-meter hurdler Lolo Jones not only made the U.S. bobsled team, but also helped lead them to a gold medal this past weekend.

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If the little head downstairs could talk

When you browse through art galleries, look into performance poetry, or even search the Internet, not too many passionate, creative and non-disgusting references to male anatomy pop up. This may not come as much of a shock to most. Browsing the net, though, I stumbled across an article based on what your penis would say if he could talk.  

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Unattained bucket list items

One of the glaring items left on my bucket list is getting married to my best friend. As a 25 year-old male, I’m not entirely concerned with this item, because I continuously remind myself I’m too young to get married. But, also as a 25 year-old male, I am starting to find a lot more friends who are married, in committed relationships, or further along the love train than myself.

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Best athlete of our generation?

Who are the strongest and best athletes in the world? While some will argue for certain sports, a person who can compete with elite athletes at ten different events has to be among the mix. Though not many people are well versed in the decathlon, World Record Holder Ashton Eaton of the U.S. (as well as 2012 Olympic Champion) has to be among the mix of best athletes of our generation. He has the ability to run, jump and throw, and has bested all the world’s competition in the past year.

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Stephen Pryor Scouting Report 6.2.12 - Physical Attributes

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=== Core Exercises, Dept. ===

The M's being obsessed with core strength and whatnot, you'd think they'd be giddy over stumbling into baseball's Ultimate Core Specimen with Stephen Pryor.  Oh, wait.  Maybe Jay-Z and Tommie Mac drafted Pyror BECAUSE he's got the core power of a Van Helsing monster?

Pryor is not fat, but his waist and abdomen are almost freakishly wide.  Would be nice to hear Gordon or Dr. Grumpy or somebody explain what is occurring when a male is wider than he is tall.  Is this an over-development of obliques, or is it a wide pelvis, or are all the organs proportionately larger, or what happens when a person has a shape like Pryor's?

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=== Horsepower, Dept. ===

Pryor looks scary, as much as he throws scary.  Pryor was visibly hyperventilating when Wedge threw him into the fire on June 2, but after one pitch it was (we kid you not) the Chicago White Sox who were frightened.  A single invisible 100-MPH from this Van Helsing monster, and Paul Konerko had his eyebrows up, blinking fast, mouth open, jittery hands, every aspect of his expression radiating genuine alarm.

That was the way with each White Sox hitter following.  Even Viciedo, early in the at-bat, radiated panic.  Pryor did him a favor and dialed it down to 88 MPH, but the effect was palpable.

This is going to sound funny, but even around the locker room it will take some doing for Pryor to truly fit in.  You're in a closed space with somebody like that, you've got to figure out a comfort zone.  That dude is seriously unnerving.

Tips To ... Avoid

After last week’s declaration that I don’t play mind games with women, I decided to write an expose on “advice” being offered to single males via the Internet that in reality are just negative mind games.

Some male spoilsports who have their head always in their pants seem to think certain rules of the emotional road don’t apply to them, especially when it comes to their quest to seduce women; and seduce them without a care in the world for their mores and/or social status.

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