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Hot seat, in which the bleacher bums chat baseball with absolutely no (a) statistical analysis, (b) preparation, (c) accuracy or even (d) undue concern for whether they're completely wrong.
But hey. We're a lot of things -- fair-weather fans ain't one of 'em. As Bill James said, "I believe in struggling through the down times, in watching the kids figure things out. It makes the winning more fun."
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=== Buy a Clue, Dept. ===
Dr. D is as disgusted, and discouraged, as anybody. Why is it an Act Of blinkin' Congress to score one lousy run?
- The Darvishes, Fisters, and Verlanders did it, between the lines, with the radar gun
- The BABIP did it, on the infield dirt, with a splinter off the busted roulette wheel
- The kids did it, in the Starbucks, with a case of Quad-Shot Lattes
- The DL did it, in the training room, with a variety of foreign objects (baseballs, fences, and Eric Davis-like CF's)
- Blaise Pascal did it, under the stands, with the spike-anchor of 2B
- The weather did it, on the frozen tundra, with a bad case of hypothermic baseballs
- The assisted-care nurse did it, in Raul Ibanez' room, with a pillow
Without looking up the stats, we can tell yer that the young players are pressing; Kyle Seager is the only one going up there satisfied to sock a solid line drive anywhere the ball's pitched. We can tell yer that the runs on the board don't reflect the balls in play the last week-plus. And when Ortiz came out of the bullpen, and pitched badly, he stuck out like a coal pile in a ball room.
It's not logical that this offense should be worse than 2012, much less worse than 2011, but you know that as well as we do. As for me, I'm just gonna ride it out.
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