A Prescription Drug To Erase Hipsters
Do you suffer from the woes of Hipsteritis? Does all "mainstream" music suck to you? Do you shop exclusively at faux thrift shops? Then Unpreteniousil is the drug for you! Rid yourselves of vintage clothing, Instagram, hashtags and overpriced cameras you only use to snap pictures of your food with. You can be free today, all you have to do is un-douche yourself and take this (fictional) drug.
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