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And now for your “WTF NYC?!” news of the week - a man was seen running around a subway car waving a large black dildo at the other passengers. Nobody seems to know why this occurred or what the man’s plans were, but many are reasonably sure he was under the influence of some sort of drug(s). He was laughing and having a great time and, truth be told, some of the other passengers thought it was pretty hilarious as well.

In fact, the man was having so much fun with his dildo-waving that he would hide it away each time the train stopped to pick up passengers. Then he would surprise the new crowd by whipping it out and starting the entire routine over again. Many pictures were taken, many faces were locked in surprise or distaste (or even fear) and more than a few sensibilities were bruised by the rampaging dildo man. Good job, New York - you’re pushing the bar for weird and there are plenty of us out there that love what you’ve done with the place.

Photo public domain (via Wikicommons)