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I've never met you, nor have I seen a pic of you, but I'm scared to look at one for fear of discovering that you are, in fact, my disentangled quantum pair-mate, and that after learning of your location I'd have no choice but to make best possible speed to your location so we could annihilate against each other and set the universe back to something resembling a balance.
This 'verse aint big 'nuff fer the both of us, feel me?