Postgame

Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !

After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination.  Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth.  Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory.  Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.  

And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.

Posts in this blog:

Christian Bergman may have a bowl of nightlock berries in his future, but ...
Posted on: 05/29/17
12 Comments
and we do mean zero
Posted on: 05/18/17
25 Comments
the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, Dept.
Posted on: 05/18/17
9 Comments
... but which half of the inning are we counting up here ...
Posted on: 05/16/17
18 Comments
why even PLAY, if that's how you feel about it dude
Posted on: 05/12/17
17 Comments
Posted on: 05/10/17
26 Comments
need 4 more arena ball games in Canada, boys
Posted on: 05/10/17
7 Comments
M's crawling out of the coffin in the Homestand, in the Division, in the Metaphor
Posted on: 05/08/17
30 Comments
did slow and steady ever win anything, really?
Posted on: 05/07/17
16 Comments
nice piece of Miranda cheese for you there fella?
Posted on: 05/05/17
7 Comments
M's trying out the LCHF (lack of competitive drive and horrible faux pas) baseball diet
Posted on: 05/03/17
33 Comments
The scores are getting worse. Consider appeasement, villagers.
Posted on: 04/27/17
38 Comments
everything coming up roses for the M's (well, Boog anyway)
Posted on: 04/26/17
50 Comments
wait, I see it wound up 11-1. Ah well
Posted on: 04/23/17
24 Comments
a feeb called Dr. D, dept.
Posted on: 04/23/17
7 Comments
Posted on: 04/22/17
38 Comments
Nevertheless, Dr. D will still roster him if you wish to deal
Posted on: 04/21/17
8 Comments
M's 6, hapless Stanton and Marlins 1
Posted on: 04/18/17
37 Comments
Posted on: 04/16/17
8 Comments
M's 5, Rangers 0. Wait, what was the score in the home opener
Posted on: 04/16/17
12 Comments
- Paxton Game Thread here -
Posted on: 04/15/17
6 Comments
cheers, Dept.
Posted on: 04/15/17
3 Comments
Billingham Day doesn't work out this time, mates
Posted on: 04/13/17
17 Comments
there's always something fun going on in Safeco
Posted on: 04/12/17
3 Comments
the Newcomers With No Names continue to battle impossible odds (bad luck)
Posted on: 04/12/17
35 Comments
Enough Comedy Jokes, dept.
Posted on: 04/10/17
12 Comments
If Picasso could go through 4 years of blue, we can suffer 10 days
Posted on: 04/08/17
13 Comments
Only 2 games back! Yeah baby!
Posted on: 04/07/17
9 Comments
at least Denizens have each other in their despair
Posted on: 04/04/17
28 Comments
King Felix ascends his throne for 2017
Posted on: 04/04/17
9 Comments

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