Postgame

Far be it from *us* to gloat in victory. … !

After the game, luxuriate in the past, present and future of Mariner domination.  Specifically, the most recent three hours' worth.  Men only, unless (obviously) you're a woman who relishes victory.  Leave us savor, lick and wallow in the blood of Orcs gone perished on the Safeco altar.  

And while we're at it, we shall of course monologue on how feeble the Orcs were compared to us, how inevvvvvitable the Orcs' defeat was, how the world will soon be ours, and how James Paxton's 1-2 curve ball was destined to draw a wave and miss from any mortal man.

Posts in this blog:

M's 1, Astros 2
at least Denizens have each other in their despair
Posted on: 04/04/17
28 Comments
M's Lose a Battle, Win a War
King Felix ascends his throne for 2017
Posted on: 04/04/17
9 Comments
Byte Sized Nuthin
Dr. D's sound and fury signifieth nuthin
Posted on: 03/30/17
33 Comments
Gallardo on 3.27.17
the Mainframe searches for signs of hope
Posted on: 03/27/17
25 Comments
USA Today Roto Foldout Chart
do they still make those draft-day centerfolds?
Posted on: 03/22/17
27 Comments
King Felix and the Hammer
and a tank thrown in, too
Posted on: 03/18/17
8 Comments
Ask G-Money Show
and guess who gets the first question
Posted on: 03/16/17
13 Comments
M's 7, ChiSox 6
Happy K-Pax Day? Why, yes, yes it was
Posted on: 03/15/17
4 Comments
Sizzlers and Fizzlers, 10-6*
no, these are not Haniger bats. They are Baobab trees
Posted on: 03/12/17
8 Comments
M's Team B 5, Indians 11 on Wednesday
the sun is rising... on the M's rotation, that is
Posted on: 03/09/17
Man of the Match: Max Povse!
M's 9, stRangers 0
Posted on: 03/07/17
15 Comments
First TV Game! Crib Notes
they'll sell these for millions some day
Posted on: 03/06/17
22 Comments
Sizzlers and Fizzlers
a roster crammed full of epic talent... and that's just the bench
Posted on: 03/02/17
8 Comments
Yovanni Gallardo Gets Mulched
M's give back most of their Pythag in one pathetic swoon
Posted on: 02/27/17
11 Comments
M's 12, Astros 4
not so many P's pitch off a low-70s hook any more
Posted on: 09/29/16
M's 4, Astros 3
Dr. Detecto cannot promise this movie will end well, but ...
Posted on: 09/27/16
6 Comments
M's Split First Two in Minny
Tyler Duffy locks down the Mer'ners
Posted on: 09/24/16
4 Comments
Everybody Loses on Saturday
how can K-Pax throw like that and get zero for it?
Posted on: 09/17/16
1 Comments
M's 8, pesky rodent Angels 0
this M's obsession is not going to end well for Dr. D
Posted on: 09/14/16
2 Comments
You Can Sit Back Down and Watch
in what mood, is purely up to you
Posted on: 09/13/16
5 Comments
M's 14 ....
yeah suurrrre NOW it's rainbows and ponies
Posted on: 09/10/16
1 Comments
M's 3 .....
savoring Jack Zduriencik's penchant for Runs Batted In
Posted on: 09/10/16
1 Comments
..... A's 2
hey, whudya say 16-K closers are worth again?
Posted on: 09/10/16
M's Win Three In Row, Surge Back Onto the Top of the World
blogging degree of difficulty here: about a zillion
Posted on: 09/10/16
M's 3, Angels 10
inner peace ... inner peace ...
Posted on: 09/03/16
4 Comments
M's 11, pesky rodent Angels 8
resistance is futile, Dept.
Posted on: 09/03/16
Time's A-Wastin'
Snuffy Smif Dept.
Posted on: 08/30/16
4 Comments
Posted on: 08/27/16
18 Comments
Posted on: 08/27/16
White Sox 7, Mariners 6
fear and excitement are the same thing, or so they tell you
Posted on: 08/26/16
7 Comments

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