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Some of the best M's authors gave two of their favorite SSSIIIIIGGgggggggh's, they wiped their brows, and they kissed the Cruz-less ground of Safeco Field. Disaster averted, mate. Nobody handcuffed and put in prison, Seattle baseball lives to fight another day.
The blog-o-sphere has acknowledged, without much alacrity, that 1 year $8M wouldn't exactly have been as bad as being busted for driving while intoxicated. Still, much joy in Mudville: we ducked Nelson Cruz' .497 slugging percentage by the skin of our teeth.
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Tale of Two Cities, dept.
Player A and Player B, career batting lines per 162:
Player |
AVG |
OBP |
SLG |
G |
PA |
2B |
R |
HR |
RBI |
BB |
Bone'd |
.254 |
.359 |
.494 |
162 |
652 |
26 |
88 |
34 |
106 |
87 |
Bash'd |
.268 |
.327 |
.495 |
162 |
641 |
34 |
81 |
32 |
99 |
50 |
True, Nelson Cruz got to play in Arlington. But Jay Buhner got to play in the climate-controlled Kingdome ... I don't know what the "normalization" stats say and don't care (park normalization stats are about as reliable as UZR). There was never a worse place to pitch than in the Seattle Kingdome, and any pitcher who ever put on a jock will tell you as much.
Jay Buhner walked 35-40 times per season more than Nelson Cruz does. But in those 30 some extra at-bats, Nelson Cruz does get 9 additional singles and 8 additional doubles -- he goes 17-for-37 in those at bats.
Yes, you'd rather have 35 walks than 15 hits and 20 outs. But that is the TOTAL DIFFERENCE between a Seattle Mariner Hall of Famer, and a man who was going to personally bring down baseball in Seattle.