Brooks Conrad is a journeyman minor leaguer. HE was drafted (8th round), by Houston back in 2001 as a second baseman.
He hit .819 in low A ball that year.
He hit .845 in A ball in 2002 (age 22)
He hit .768 between A and high A in 2003
He hit .842, .822, .868 the next three seasons, as he moved up to AAA.
Having hit .868 with 40 doubles, 15 triples and 24 HRs, 94-RBI and 100 runs scored in AAA at Round Rock, he returned to AAA in 2007. He didn't even get a September callup.
He swooned to .725 in 2007 (age 27) - I'm guessing understandably depressed that he was still in Round Rock.
Oakland snagged him for 2008, where he hit .820 in AAA - but they rewarded him with 19 ABs!!!
In 2009, at age 29, he ends up with the Braves AAA club, hits .780, and gets 34 PAs in July (thanks to injuries), and posts a 1070 OPS before returning to the farm. In September, almost exclusively as a pinch-hitter, he went oh-for-September, (22 ABs), so his final OPS was .666.
What does this have to do with Seattle? Nothing, really. But, Brooks Conrad is the ultimate poster boy for your typical AAAA player. As a middle-infielder, he has a career minor league line of: .261/.344/.466 (.810). His career AAA line is: .251/.330/.474 (.804).
Why did he never get a shot? His average is poor - and that's because he strikes out too much. 977 Ks in 1103 games as a minor leaguer, (his AAA reality is 1-K per game). The mindset is that he'll be overmatched in the majors. But, his minor league line shows 80 patience and a 220 ISO. The kid has POWER ... but it's mostly doubles power -- 40, 39, 36 ... those are his three high minor league doubles totals for a season -- 28, 24, 23 are his HR peaks.
But, he's a switch hitter who stole 20 of 23 bases in his prime, and 13 of 14 last season.
Brooks Conrad is the reality of "old school" road blocks. Low average, (but nice OBP), outstanding slugging (but not enough HRs), fans too much. And he cannot even get a cup of coffee in the bigs until age 28. Heck, what if he transitioned to the bigs with a .220/.300/.440 line? That's a .740 OPS. But, he'd never stick. Forget the Mendoza line. Today's reality is STILL - if you cannot hit .250, the rest of your stats don't matter. Guys like Glaus and Dunn are too easily tossed aside. Why? Because the Bavasi-era reality of "Ks bad -- average good" refuses to die. And it ain't just Bavasi that still believes in it. Let us hope the next Brooks Conrad the Ms have doesn't meet a similar fate.

