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Top 10 Things About Prince Fielder Going To Detroit:
12. Won't have to listen to MLB Network dudes talking about Texas' "Best Lineup Of Alllll (echo) Tiiiiime (echo)" (yes, really)
11. Series of fun blog posts vs. Scott Boras as "Ben Stein Without Charisma" (seriously, nice job, Scott)
10. Mariners no longer appearing in 20,000-vote MLBTR polls as "Other"
9. Will not have to watch 2020 Prince Fielder as penance for watching 2012 Prince Fielder
8. Mariners now have $3-4M, plus a Prince Fielder contract, burning a hole in their pockets
7. Boring Fielder watch now replaced by Votto / Stanton / Upton / whoever watch
6. Fielder, going to an innocuous already-division-winner, failed to create a 3rd Wild Card behemoth in Toronto, Cleveland or Chicago
5. Get to watch Miguel Cabrera play third base, or something
4. M's suits announcing "We kept our powder dry ... you know, same shtick as last year"
3. Full month analyzing potential Felix swap for (insert 6-way deal here). Don't think Jay-Z won't do it
2. Will not have to watch 2018 Prince Fielder as penance for watching 2013 Prince Fielder
1. SSI audience can drive home safely. Oh, like you've never confidently predicted the M's would sign an MVP before
Let's get somebody better than Prince,
Dr D

